15 Fad Books You Probably Forgot About
Like pretty much anything else out there, literature still winds up enslaved to fads and trends, some positive, some negative, and others entirely neutral. A few of the fads books out there still deserve academic and mainstream attention that, for some reason or another, fizzled when some other shiny read ambled on into the bookish sphere. Some probably never should've wasted valuable publishing resources in the first place, but at least give snarky Internet writers fodder. The following represent some, but by no means all, examples of faddish reads from across the quality spectrum.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic by Sophie Kinsella
Credit card debt doesn't seem so sexy and glamorous ten years later, does it? Sophie Kinsella's gushing love letter to rampant, irresponsible materialism (and, of course, the joys of manipulating a major rich hottie to pay it all off) is best left in the previous decade, a far safer locale than the recycling bin where it truly belongs! -
A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
Unlike all the other fad books listed here, this one's notoriety drew readers stricken with schadenfreude rather than any genuine interest. Once an Oprah's Book Club selection, meaning thousands upon thousands immediately flocked to it because a celebrity said so, A Million Little Pieces eventually fell to, well, a million little pieces when it turned out the author just made everything up, which obviously only causes controversy if the book in question is marketed as NONFICTION. -
Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden
Even though 1997's "it" novel Memoirs of a Geisha finally received the coveted film treatment in 2005 (starring a Chinese woman, because of course it did), the medium shift failed to renew any significant interest in the source material. Interestingly enough, unlike A Million Little Pieces, Memoirs of a Geisha was always intended as pure fiction, despite the title. Funny how that works. -
The Babysitter's Club series by Ann M. Martin
Despite the movie, television show, dizzying array of spinoffs, and doll series, the ladies (and one boundary-busting gentleman) of the BSC remain largely unknown to today's adolescents and their sparkly vampires and whatnot. Kristy and the gang enjoyed a good decade on the shelves of engaged readers, making their reign last significantly longer than the average fad. -
Dr. Atkins' New Diet Revolution by Robert Atkins
Yeah, yeah. Diet books should probably count as cheating since they could easily fill this entire list, but since they're still publications, they totally qualify. Here's a hint for anyone trying to drop some weight: If a guide touts itself as "revolutionary," chances are it's actually anything but. Although being able to eat nothing but delicious meat certainly tempts any non-vegetarians out there… -
The Official Preppy Handbook by Lisa Birnbach
The Official Preppy Handbook was to the 1980s what The Hipster Handbook eventually became to the 2000s: an acidic, satirical analysis of a popular subculture that spawned numerous wannabes. Despite its largely forgotten status (though its legacy lives on in the aforementioned spiritual successor by Robert Lanham), the book completely deserves a read through; preppies still exist, after all! -
Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
Most people these days still talk about David Fincher's superb adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's debut novel (and rightly so!), but how many even remember that it was a book in the first place? Beyond the opening credits, of course. Although the author's subsequent publications vary from the equally evocative to the face-palmingly frustrating, Fight Club stands among his most essential reads. -
He's Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt and Lisa Tuccillo
Whether this bang-your-head-into-the-wall stupid dating guide could be thought of as more misandrist or misogynist is kind of like figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop: the world may never know. Considering its vomitous, eye-rolling over-reliance on arbitrary gender roles and standards (not to mention unfair demonization of shy, polite men who may not always return phone calls), society certainly benefits from the book phasing into obscurity. Here's hoping it stays that way, with any potential popularity resurgence as purely ironic in nature. -
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
With its quirky, twisted, and shamelessly postmodern structure, heavily experimental author Mark Z. Danielewski's first novel seemed an unlikely candidate for mainstream fervor, however fascinating it might be. Most of House of Leaves' contemporary obscurity stems from the author's seemingly under-the-radar existence, with little activity beyond publishing three subsequent books, rather than a lack of talent or effectiveness. -
White Teeth by Zadie Smith
Like Mark Z. Danielewski, Zadie Smith never failed to live up to her literary promise, she just appears to prefer staying low-key after initially blowing up. Time named this novel one of the best released between 1923 and 2005, yet few beyond the most ardent bibliophiles have even heard of (much less read) it these days. A shame! -
Pretty much anything by Horatio Alger
The vast majority of readers old and young today probably have no idea who this author even is, but in the 19th century, his narratives of industrious Americans were the cat's pajamas-clad bee's-knees. Modern audiences might cringe at the blatant pandering, formulaic plot lines, and stock characters, but back in the day Horatio Alger earned the Gilded Age zeitgeist's affections. -
The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Despite sitting firmly on bookstore shelves labeled "FICTION," an epidemic of The Da Vinci Code fever plagued American audiences when readers (egged on by Dan Brown himself, of course) started touting the conspiracy theories it posited as TOTALLY THE VERY REAL HIDDEN TRUTH ABOUT ART HISTORY AND THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR, YOU GUYS!!! Seeing as how Y2K failed to deliver three years earlier, the paranoid had to latch onto something to satiate themselves. Apparently the poorly-written adventures of a blandly perfect protagonist and his blandly perfect attempts at deciphering (fake) art history proved a worthwhile outlet. -
The Sweet Valley High series by Francine Pascal
Sweet Valley High always stood as the trashy alternative to Babysitter's Club for adolescents too young to pick up Jacqueline Susann's kitschy classic Valley of the Dolls. Neither series holds up terribly well into adulthood, but those lucky enough to remember them these days probably hold some rightfully fond memories all the same. -
The South Beach Diet by Arthur Agatston
People somewhere must still stick with this fad strategy stemming from a fad book, because South Beach Diet frozen meals are still sold today. But that doesn't change the fact that its time in the media spotlight has already passed over in favor of the next sexy way to temporarily lose weight. Wasn't it replaced by that lemon juice and chili powder one or something? -
The Help by Kathryn Stockett
Oh, sure, the movie adaptation significantly improved sales of The Help, and it seems like anyone who isn't already nose-deep in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has been checking out the narrative of a plucky white journalist and her anti-racist action. Yay and all that. But history shows that few are really going to go pick it up (or even give one fig) once the film's hype eventually winds down.








































Gaiman is one of the most recent authors to appear on The Simpsons. Famous for his sci-fi and fantasy books, the author was appropriately helping Homer, Bart, and a host of other characters to write a young adult novel about vampires, trolls, and other monsters-of-the-minute that are all over pop culture. An award-winning author of the children's fantasy novel The Graveyard Book, Gaiman uses his expertise to help the team crack the code for creating the perfect best-selling YA novel (hint: it involves mixing elements of Twilight, Harry Potter, and a few trolls), but success in the publishing world isn't quite what they expected, nor is Gaiman the ally in their quest for millions they thought he was.
Stephen King is one of the most prolific and popular authors today, publishing numerous best-selling novels during his long career, so it only makes sense that'd he show up in an episode of The Simpsons. King appears comes into an episode when the family decides to take in a book festival, repayment to Lisa for the destruction of her room in a VCR repair gone wrong. When they meet the iconic author, Marge tells him to, "Call me when you start writing horror again," a jab at the author for getting away from his core audience, perhaps. King dutifully notes her request, however, with no hard feelings.
Like King, Amy Tan also appears on The Simpsons in the book fair episode. Lisa, excited to meet the author of The Joy Luck Club, participates in a panel with the authors, telling her that she loved the book and that "It really showed me how the mother-daughter bond can triumph over adversity." Tan responds that that's not what she meant at all with the book and that Lisa should just sit down as she's embarrassing the both of them. Not a flattering portrait, perhaps, but one might imagine that after months of promoting a book that's what authors would like to say.
He may be a Pulitzer Prize winner, but that didn't stop this famous author from appearing on The Simpsons. Updike is also hanging out at the book fair, but for a different reason than Tan or King. It's revealed that he's the ghost writer behind Krusty's new autobiography Your Shoes Are Too Big to Kickbox with God. Clearly not an awards contender like Updike's Rabbit series, Krusty is at the fair promoting it nonetheless. Updike has few lines and reflected later that he struggled with the small chuckle he was supposed to deliver (which promoted Krusty to tell him to shut up), hoping to make it perfect for the show.
Thomas Pynchon is a famous recluse, a lifestyle that is perhaps well-suited for crafting the dense and complex novels he writes. While Pynchon hasn't appeared in pretty much any media for decades, he has been featured in not one, not two, but three Simpsons episodes. In the first, called "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife" (an episode rife with literary references, and perfect for any bibliophile) he plays himself, though with a bag over his head. He also writes a blurb for the novel Marge has penned that says, "Thomas Pynchon loved this book, almost as much as he loves cameras!" In his second appearance, his lines consist entirely of puns made off of the titles of his novels (example: "These wings are 'V'-licious! I'll put this recipe in 'The Gravity's Rainbow Cookbook', right next to 'The Frying of Latke 49'"), which are sure to elicit more than a few groans from literature lovers. In his third and final appearance, he takes on a non-speaking role, appearing at the Word Loaf convention along with host of other famous authors.
Mitch Albom has written several books, but he's perhaps most famous for his true life story Tuesdays with Morrie. Naturally, the episode on which he appears is a parody of that book, and is called "Thursdays with Abie." Unlike many of the other authors on this list, Albom doesn't only appear on the show as himself, instead also voicing the character of Marshall, a journalist who follows Grandpa Simpson around to record his life stories. Albom also shows up as himself, however, entering the nursing home as a journalist competing to record Grandpa's stories, but is told to take a hike, as Grandpa already has his journalist.
Tom Clancy appears in a couple of episodes of The Simpsons, but only has a speaking role, actually voiced by the author, in one. Like Pynchon, Clancy also appears in the episode where Marge decides to become an author. Asked to give a sound bite about Marge's book, Clancy comes up with the groan-inducing, "Hello this is Tom Clancy. Would I say, 'if you're hunting for a good read this October, Marge Simpson's book is a clear and present danger to your free time?' Hell no I wouldn't! Whaddya mean I just said it. That doesn't count. Hello? Hello?" Classic Simpsons humor with a literary twist!
If you're not much into non-fiction reading, you might not be familiar with Stephen Jay Gould, but when it comes to writing on evolution, paleontology, and popular science, he was one of the biggest names in the business. Before he passed away in 2002, Gould appeared on an episode of The Simpsons called "Lisa the Skeptic," in which the town discovers a skeleton that they believe to be from an angel. Lisa brings a sample of the angel to Gould to test, while the rest of the town goes gaga over the so-called angel. Gould isn't painted in the best light in the episode, however, never actually doing the tests, but telling Lisa the results were inconclusive.
Given the fervent following Rowling's Harry Potter series has generated around the world, it would have been difficult for such a pop culture-focused show like The Simpsons to have ignored her influence. When the Simpson family makes a quick hop across the pond to England for a vacation, they run into Rowling as she's coming out of a bookstore. Lisa thanks her for turning a generation of young kids onto reading and asks what happens at the end of the Harry Potter series (the episode was aired in 2003). Rowling replies, "He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?", much to Lisa's delight.
Michael Chabon appears as part of a literary power foursome that includes authors Jonathan Franzen, Gore Vidal, and Tom Wolfe appearing at the satirical Word Loaf Literary Conference. All of the authors have some great lines that poke fun at their work while they praise Moe for his surprisingly inspired poetry (created with the help of Lisa, of course). The episode includes a literary shunning and a great fight between Chabon and Franzen, where Chabon declares, "That's it, Franzen! I think your nose needs some Corrections!" Originally, the episode was to end with the authors being crushed by a boulder, but the show took pity on the authors and let them escape with only mild injuries.
Many cinephiles consider this baby boomer classic the quintessential American reunion film, partly because of the rockin' soundtrack and partly because of the butt-kicking cast with Jeff Goldblum, Glenn Close, William Hurt, Kevin Kline, and more. Following the suicide of a close college friend 15 years after graduation, the now-thirty-somethings convene at his funeral, reminiscing on good times and how everything changed once school finally ended. Despite some potentially damaging secrets and lies popping to the forefront of their reunion, they ultimately come together in some unexpected ways.
Not every reunion, unfortunately, proves as warm and fuzzy as The Big Chill. Known in English as Tokyo Story, this sad, quiet film from 1953 stands as one of director Yasujiro Ozu's most embraced masterpieces. It follows the story of an elderly couple traveling to the eponymous metropolis, joyous at the prospect of sharing time with their beloved children. Once they reach their destination, however, their reality begins splintering when they find themselves largely neglected. Their daughter-in-law Noriko, a widow, shows them the kindness and respect they expected, but it doesn't serve as a balm for their own biologicals' stinging rejection.
One doesn't have to watch Before Sunrise to appreciate eclectic director Richard Linklater's gorgeously romantic sequel, but it certainly helps. Taking place nine years after the first movie, protagonists Celine and Jesse run into one another while the latter stops in Paris on a book tour. Both still carry pretty heavy emotions from their earlier Vienna rendezvous, spending this much-anticipated second chance exchanging dissatisfaction with their love lives. Despite successes in other (particularly professional) areas, they just can't quit each other.
In this belly-bursting comedy, a pair of doltish but endearingly upbeat women prepare for their 10-year high school reunion. Terrified over the prospect of being perceived as loser as they were back in those awkward teenage years, they brew up an elaborate (and hilarious) lie about inventing Post-It Notes and special adhesives. In the end, though, all they have to do to show up the bullies what once terrorized them is simply act like their own quirky, bubbly selves.
Real events in director Mohsen Makhmalbaf inspired his deeply personal tale of twenty years between a confrontation and an attempted resolution. A teenage boy stabs a policeman during a rally protesting the shah, ending up jailed for half a decade. Over time, his ratcheting regret and guilt lead him to seek out his victim and forge peace between them. English-speaking audiences will likely find this heavy, emotional example of Iranian new wave cinema under the title A Moment of Innocence.
Highly controversial and thoroughly decorated, Slumdog Millionaire exists as both a brutally visceral look at Indian poverty and charming story of rekindling lost love. Police interrogate a young man for his Who Wants to be a Millionaire? acumen, startled that a "simple" street kid could possess such knowledge, and the narrative flashes back to how his squalid, inhumane surroundings made it happen. All hero Jamal Malik wants is a reunion with his beloved childhood friend and love interest Latika, realizing that down such a road lay death and despair.
American troops returning home from World War II must adjust to their brand new lives following violent experiences. Long before Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder received recognition as a serious condition plaguing so many servicemen and women, the Best Picture winner dissected the wrenching difficulties associated with acclimating to home after knowing war. Reunited with friends and family — and making new ones — leads them in directions they never anticipated.
Fans of quiet, ponderous science fiction films in the Kubrickian tradition might want to check out Steven Soderbergh's adaptation of Stanislaw Lem's novel of the same name. Here, a bizarre celestial entity grants astronauts a second chance at establishing closure with loved ones. In the case of the central psychologist played by George Clooney, this means falling for a replica of his wife, dead by suicide. He believes their reunion, however shallow and suspicious his peers find the situation, offers him an opportunity to reconcile where everything went wrong.
While returning to his native Denmark chasing funds for the near-bankrupt Indian orphanage in which he works, a harried manager encounters a cheating ex after 20 years apart. Both attend the wedding of a manipulative CEO's daughter — alleged daughter, anyways. It certainly raises questions regarding whether or not one can reunite with someone he or she never even knew existed. The English-speaking audiences out there can find this film under the title After the Wedding.
Although primarily about redemption and identity reclamation, Darren Aronofsky's intense masterpiece frequently peers into the awkward loneliness of filial estrangement. Disgraced wrestler Robin Razminski (also known as Randy "The Ram" Robinson) wants to establish a connection with the adult daughter he ditched while she was still very young. Their reunion, as one can easily imagine, involves numerous serious fissures, and what ultimately transpires showcases the tragic possibilities behind earnest reconciliation attempts.
OK, so it was a little safe for Oprah to recommend works by one of the best-known novelists of all time. But only those with hearts as cold as Estella's will not be moved by these characters' tales of unrequited love, written in easy-to-read prose by the beloved Dickens.
Solitude is like a trip through a
In his own words, Steinbeck called his previous works — including the classic The Grapes of Wrath —
No one conveys the heroism and strength of everyday wives and mothers better than Pearl S. Buck. As the fortunes of the Wang family rise and fall, Buck weaves a tapestry of old versus new, rich versus poor, and authentic life in China at the turn of the 20th century.
Oprah went out on another limb here by appointing to the Club the
When Jonathan Franzen learned his novel had been selected for Oprah's Book Club, he said, "I didn't want that logo of corporate ownership on it." Right there's reason enough to check out this dark comedy about the messed-up members of a messed-up American family trying to pull it together long enough to have one last family Christmas. Be warned:
In a story that features incest, borderline-necrophilia, flying characters, and children in pants breastfeeding, even more takes place beneath the surface. The Dead family and their friends leap off the page in what many consider Pulitzer- and Nobel Prize-winning Morrison's best work.
Dr. Huxtable teaches us about peer pressure and the power of words in the best entry in the "Little Bill" line of children's books, with great illustrations the kiddos will love. And no, the meanest thing to say is not, "
If you are already depressed, this is not the one to pick up: a young girl struggles to find love after becoming obese, after being raped. But if you have some happy thoughts to spare, this first novel by Wally Lamb is extremely well-written and moving.
Ever imagine what Hamlet would be like if it was set in rural Wisconsin? Well, wonder no longer (and get a life). Wrobleski takes some risks, like narrating some of the story from dogs' point of view, but for the most part, it works.
Before the racy Showtime mini-series, there was the book. Use your imagination to revel in the drama and intrigue of knights, kings, and castles in medieval England. Then go watch the show and tell your friends how much better the book is.
Unlike Matt Damon’s attempt at a South African accent in the film
Another Oprah pick, another dysfunctional family. Harley Altmyer raises his three sisters after his mama goes to jail for killin' his daddy. Humor and a quick pace keep it from being a Debbie Downer.
Tademy left a successful corporate gig to investigate her roots — this novel is the fictionalized result of that search. This insightful book follows the lives of four generations of black women in her family, starting with her great-great-great-great grandmother in pre-Civil War America.
Call it the 